WATCH: Would You Rather Have Sex With Bradley Cooper Or Eat Great Ice Cream?

Five thoughts generated by this new Bradley Cooper commercial:

• I don’t get the either-or: These beautiful people realize they could eat the ice cream and have sex, right?

• I’m kind of impressed that the ice cream doesn’t melt despite the meandering from a party to a private room elsewhere on the estate.

• Similarly: Impressed that Cooper needs nothing more than a grin and his lazy, soulful eyes to turn the act of showing a spoon into something erotic and potentially seductive.

• I’ve never had ice cream that’s better than sex.

• Then again, I’ve never been about to have sex and a woman leave me for ice cream, either. So: I clearly have more game than Bradley Cooper.