Everything Is Going to Be OK Because Wawas Are Reopening

What’s the first thing you want to do when your Internet goes down? Google, “How to fix the Internet.” It’s kind of like how when you hear a Wawa is closing, the firs thing you want to do is by a Shorti. Hurricane Sandy pummeled the East Coast and forced Wawa to close up to 450 locations. Thankfully, over the past 24 hours, 100 of those stores reopened. As early Wednesday afternoon, only 81 locations remained closed. Though it’s still too soon to know for sure, we’re relatively certain (and thankful) that there weren’t any Wawa-related starvation or malnourishment issues. [Philly.com]