July Fourth In Philly Is Probably Going to Be a Pain In the Butt

Can we have a brief conversation about July 4th being on a Wednesday? We’re all getting jipped. Pretty much no one has Monday and Tuesday or Thursday and Friday off, so the whole week is pretty much a wash.On top of not actually getting a holiday, though, is this rundown of how traffic is going to screw your entire life up for the next week or so. Also, this is a reminder that the city will be “Occupied” by the best Occupiers our country has to offer. But, hey, Queen Latifah is performing, so we’re all good. Is it happy hour yet?