Jayson Werth Keeping D.C. Residents Sober

A few days into the 2012 season and Jayson Werth remains hitless. While we’re loving it, Nats fans may be a bit upset for multiple reasons. The first, clearly, is that they’re still wasting that $126 million they’re giving Jayson Werth. The second is that a bar in D.C. is giving out free Jameson every time Werth goes yard in 2012. So, while he strikes out, they stay sober. [Crossing Broad]