Introducing: Stella McCartney’s “Check Out the Rash in My Crotch” Workout Tights

Okay, so that's not the real name. But these pants? Ew.

There isn’t much to say about these $100 workout tights from designer Stella McCartney’s collection for ADIDAS. I mean, in this case, I’m pretty sure the picture says a thousand words.

If you’re not hearing those words as clearly as me, allow me to translate: “LOOK AT THE RAGING RASH I HAVE IN MY CROTCH!” the picture is saying. “ISN’T IT UNFORTUNATE??”

Yes. Yes, it is.

Oh, and if you’d like a matching shirt, that exists, too. You know, if you’re hoping the rash will spread or something.

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