The Checkup: Beyonce’s Post-Baby Body Will Make You Jealous

Proving once and for all that celebrities are aliens. (At least, that's what I'm telling myself.)

• Today’s top story comes from Perez Hilton. [Snicker, snicker, ha ha.] Okay, now that that’s out of the way, take a looksie (from five angles, of course) at Beyonce’s totally bangin’ I-had-a-baby-less-than-three-months-ago body. Jealous? I am. I know, I know, she probably has a trainer, dietician and personal chef, and I’m sure she works out for hours a day, blah blah blah. But seriously? Can’t we all just agree that celebrities are part-alien or something? Not fair.

• Relatedly, Reader’s Digest recently unveiled a new book called the Digest Diet. ABC News published 13 of its tips for losing weight and keeping it off. Among them: ditch cardio, watch sitcoms and get an air filter. I kid you not.

• Oh, and also, get a good night’s sleep.