Hey Girl, This Is What Happens When You Cross Paul Ryan and Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, haven’t you always wondered what it would be like if one of your favorite Hollywood heartthrobs took a vested interest in the GOP stance on major social and political issues leading up to a presidential election? Well, luckily, someone combined the Internet meme Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling and/or Feminist Ryan Gosling (which is available in book form for people who don’t have the Internet or have the Internet but still feel the need to spend $10 plus shipping and handling on a coffee table book for their living rooms that no one sits in anyway) with the newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan. The result, @PaulRyanGosling, is hilarious.
Hey Girl, Check Out What Happens When You Mix the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and an Internet Meme Created…
Meet @PaulRyanGosling
Storified by PhiladelphiaMagazine · Tue, Aug 14 2012 10:58:22
Hey girl, I may be conservative in my policies, but I’ll always be liberal with my butterfly kisses.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, I voted against equal pay for women. But you don’t need heat to keep you warm when you have me.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, I don’t believe women should have a choice. Except when it comes to which Nicolas Sparks book they want me to recite.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, the only thing that gets me hot is the tax code. So that French maid’s outfit is just embarrassing.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, ask not what my cowlick can do for you — ask what my cowlick can do for your country.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, you know what makes me swoon? Tax cuts for millionaires. And puppy breath lol!Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, you don’t need that welfare check for groceries. I got a six-pack right here.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, we’re gonna party hard with Chris Christie in Tampa Bay. But first: Gym. Tan. Laundry.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, you don’t need access to healthcare, my warm, soft kisses will make you well.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, keep touching me like that and someone is getting a tour of the Ways and Means CommitteePaul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, I’m only releasing two years of my tax returns. If you want more, you’ll have to find my tickle spot.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, let’s put on Stairway to Heaven so I can trickle down all over you.Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, I don’t believe in global warming. But I do believe in snuggles.Paul Ryan Gosling
