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The Know-It-All Guide to Late-Night Philly

Think New York's the only city that never sleeps? 34 things to eat, drink and do in the wee hours of the morn.


Keystone Mini-Golf & Arcade in Kensington. Photography by Jeff Fusco

Drink Till The Sun Comes Up.

A game plan for every day of the week

Mondays
Keep cash in your pockets with the American Sardine Bar’s late-night happy hour, which runs from 10 p.m. to midnight on the day we need to drink the most. 1800 Federal Street, Point Breeze.

Tuesdays
The Pen and Pencil Club for Philly’s literati and restaurant types stays open until 3 a.m. (at least!). Dues are $40 a year; see the P&P’s site for membership options. 1522 Latimer Street, Rittenhouse.

Wednesdays
Get your dance on at Zee Bar, a private social club that has DJs, live music and bottle service until 3 a.m. (It’s right next to Delilah’s.) Membership is $20 a year. 100 Spring Garden Street, Northern Liberties.

Thursdays
Palizzi Social Club opens for the week on Thursdays, and you’ll find industry peeps kicking back well after their own restaurants close. Find someone who can get you in. 1408 South 12th Street, East Passyunk.

Fridays
The Clock Bar has boozy slushies, amazing crab legs, and a grown-up scene until 3 a.m. on weekends. 3694 Germantown Avenue, Germantown.

Saturdays
The party at private club Ruba — membership costs $35 a year — doesn’t really get moving until after midnight, and even if you stay till three, it’s never too obnoxious. 416 Green Street, Northern Liberties.

Sundays
After a run of performances, thespians (and their fans) take refuge at Quig’s, the members-only bar inside Plays and Players. Last call’s at 2:45. 1714 Delancey Street, Rittenhouse.


Wishbone in University City

Drunk And Hungry?

High-brow eats for culinary connoisseurs, no matter where you find yourself at 1 a.m.

David’s Mai Lai Wah
Generous platters of dumplings and salt-and-pepper wings. It’s often packed at 3 a.m., especially if there’s a show at the nearby Troc. 1001 Race Street, Chinatown.

Triangle Tavern
An $8 brandy punch, a meatball sandwich and vegan polenta fries — in a come-as-you-are neighborhood spot — until 1 a.m. every day. 1338 South 10th Street, East Passyunk.

Prima Pizza Taqueria Mexicana
Keep reading the menu until you get to “tacos,” then close your eyes and point; it’s all good. 1104 South 9th Street, Bella Vista.

Southwark
Every day except Tuesday, the chefs stick around until 1 a.m. to serve up chicken liver mousse, clams casino, and a burger with Birchrun blue cheese. 701 South 4th Street, Queen Village.

Khyber Pass Pub
Southern-inflected eats — gumbo, po’boys, a fried green tomato BLT — are served until 1 a.m. at this Old City stalwart. 56 South 2nd Street, Old City.

Wishbone
A kid’s-menu fave, remade for adults: These pretzel-crusted chicken tenders are best when consumed alongside the coconut custard pie. Open till 3 a.m. on Thursdays and weekends. (The Midtown Village location is open until four.) 4034 Walnut Street, University City.

Charlie Was a Sinner
Get artichoke fries, avo toast and wild mushroom risotto — all vegan! — until one in the morning. 131 South 13th Street, Midtown Village.

Martha
You’ll appreciate the highly flavored but light food (bougie hoagies, a cheese plate, a pickle boat) at this beloved bar. Throw some bocce on the back patio, too. 2113 East York Street, Kensington.

Loco Pez
Pick your filling, like shrimp, al pastor or seitan, and the vehicle for it (taco, quesadilla, burrito) until 2 a.m. 2401 East Norris Street, Fishtown.


Keystone Mini-Golf & Arcade in Kensington

Sober And Full?

PG activities for the X-rated hours

Sweat it out.
The South Philly branch of City Fitness is open 24 hours for members (the others are open until 1 a.m.); all Anytime Fitness locations keep the lights on 24/7. Best part: No lines for the treadmill. Various locations in the city and suburbs.

Scat.
Ten o’clock — and sometimes 11:30 p.m. — shows on most Friday and Saturday nights. Chris’ Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom Street, Center City.

Join a cult (temporarily).
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and other delightfully freakish flicks that are best absorbed at midnight. Friday nights at the Ritz at the Bourse, 400 Ranstead Street, Old City.

See the queen.
Drag shows happen every single Thursday at 10:15 p.m. Bob & Barbara’s, 1509 South Street, Grad Hospital.

Dance like there’s no tomorrow.
DJs mix up good grooves and don’t stop until 2 a.m. Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 North Frankford Avenue, Fishtown; Time, 1315 Sansom Street, Midtown Village.

Detox.
Steam rooms, saunas and a cold-plunge pool (if you need a shock to the system) till 1:30 a.m. on weekends. Southampton Spa, 141 Second Street Pike, Southampton.

Knock down tenpins.
Rolling with a group? Bowling is a no-brainer. Both spots are open till 2 a.m. on weekends. North Bowl, 909 North 2nd Street, Northern Liberties; South Bowl, 19 East Oregon Avenue, South Philly.

Act like a kid.
Go nuts on Galaga, Frogger and Contra — the originals — until your eyes hurt. Open till 2 a.m. every night. Barcade, 1114 Frankford Avenue, Fishtown.

Tee off.
Retro indoor hipster BYOB mini golf (could anything be more 2018?) until midnight on weekends. Keystone Mini-Golf & Arcade, 161 Cecil B. Moore Avenue, Kensington.

Let the diva out.
Private rooms that keep keying up songs until 3 a.m on weekends. Tango, 1021 Arch Street, Chinatown.


Don’t Move!

The good people who’ll bring the good things right to you

Uber Eats uses Uber drivers who are already on the road to fetch you stuff like Crown Fried Chicken until 4 a.m., Halal Guys until 2 a.m. (sometimes 4 a.m.!), and Pat’s Steaks — which closes, um, basically never — whenever you want. Not to be outdone, GrubHub has Destination Dogs until 1 a.m. and Brandywine Pizza until 2 a.m., but you can also order from Night Owls, a place that solely serves takeout for a late-night clientele, until 5 a.m. If the sweets are calling your name, click over to Insomnia Cookies — the Penn-student-started delivery service that was recently bought by Krispy Kreme — for just-baked peanut butter cup cookies (with milk!) at your door until 3 a.m. And if your cravings are more eclectic, goPuff is ready to bring you hookahs, pregnancy tests, pens and ice-cream pints, 24/7.


Published as “Know-It-All Guide: Philly, Late-Night” in the October 2018 issue of Philadelphia magazine.