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Because that Maybach is apparently the only thing the high-spending former Sixer — who is about to lose his Atlanta mansion and who, according to […]

A video-enabled drone attempting to monitor a pigeon shoot in Berks County allegedly suffered an intentionally-aimed-buckshot-related midair malfunction on Sunday — for the fourth time. […]

In the end Chris Brown did what all abusers do—just more explicitly. He didn’t just beat his woman. He had to own her, too. And […]

Allentown’s Quentin Williams, the quarterback at Dieruff High, started off his team’s season last weekend with both a lowlight and a highlight. The lowlight? His […]

So depending on whom you ask, the abrupt downfall of New Yorker writer Jonah Lehrer—who was recently revealed first to have self-plagiarized (which sounds way […]

Junior Seau didn’t just commit suicide last week. He probably killed football itself. Now, to be sure, both pro and college teams will take the […]

Back when the NBA trade deadline was approaching, and ridiculous rumors were circulating throughout the media like so many wishful thoughts, someone floated the idea […]

One thing everyone loves more than lists? Watching politicians step in their own poo. Lucky for us there was a lot of that going on […]

Sure. Accused pederast Jerry Sandusky contributed plenty of headlines in 2011, but State College is a three-and-a-half-hour drive from these parts. And we’ve got plenty […]

The best thing about being a columnist is that there’s never a shortage of material—especially the kind that leaves you shaking your head.  The bad […]

SEPTA placed a $274 million order for 120 of the new Silverliner V cars—the first of which hit the tracks in October of 2010. Hyundai-Rotem—the […]

Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned […]

I went to the post office this week. This is something I try to avoid doing at all costs, like dental surgery and balancing my […]

So now it’s powerful South Jersey politician and father of five Louis Magazzu—Cumberland County freeholder, former chair of that county’s Democratic Party—who’s stepped down after […]

There are a lot of apologies being issued these days, and I feel they’re lacking in quality. Take Anthony Weiner, for example. It’s surprising that […]