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My daughter and I saw The Kids Are All Right the other day. We went at my insistence, even though she was knee-deep in unpacked […]

My daughter and I were visiting my mom on Long Beach Island last week and, due to Bedroom Shuffle, we ended up sleeping together. I’m […]

I have a dingy, blind farm animal in my purse, and I feel completely ridiculous. My child is at sleep-away camp, and I’ve decided to […]

We’re going to party like it’s 1999. Seriously. 1999 was the last year we weren’t parents. Our daughter, who was born in 2000, is leaving […]

I sit in the wake of a wonderful day and worry. It was a Father’s Day of kayaking, my favorite dinner, crayon drawings and “I […]

I spent my weekend pitying Laurence Sunderland. For those who haven’t been playing along at home, he’s the dad of intrepid would-be youngest-ever-solo-circumnavigator-of-the-globe Abby Sunderland, […]

We had our first-ever birthday party for Blair the other day. Her first real birthday party. At a place. That we paid for. With lots […]

I had to read the Inquirer headline three times last night to actually believe it: “Day-care owner found not guilty in toddler’s death.” This is […]