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Since my uterus left the building in 1995, I haven’t thought about it much. Except, of course, every time I read about another new study […]

I think I look tired. And it’s slowing me down. Not because I actually am tired and moving more slowly, but because I’ve been spending […]

“Optimism is the hallmark of a successful man.” I don’t know who said that but I’ve always thought it rings true. The successful man needs […]

Every new season I go through a phase where I tell myself this is the (insert season here) that I’m going to get really fit […]

My friends don’t like to eat. Food is so out now. Apparently starving yourself is not just for teenagers and Hollywood starlets anymore, but for […]

A few nights ago, I was curled up on the couch with my boyfriend when the new Victoria’s Secret commercial popped on the screen, promoting […]

Short or tall? Grande or venti? Skinny or 2 percent? Hot or iced? Whip or no whip? Room for cream? As if a trip to […]