Market Report: The 50 Craziest, Most Painful Shoes Ever Made

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  • Happy Friday, Shoppists! Let’s kick things off with a slideshow of the fugliest, most painful-looking shoes ever, shall we? [The Cut]
  • It’s going to be cold out there on the Superbowl field. The shirt that Nike developed for the players and people on the sidelines to wear is insane. Can we get some over here, please? I mean, it is Polar Vortex and all.  [ESPN]
  • This is pretty cool: a bracelet that will warn you when you’ve been in the sun for too long. [Huffington Post]

  •  You’ll never believe the age of the model Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen hired for the lookbook of their line’s pre-fall 2014 collection. [Advanced Style]
  • How to dress like you’re in the Olympics. (Hint: Go to H&M next Thursday.) [Refinery29]