Phillies to Wear Digital Camouflage Hats Next Monday

Well, they’re not Zubaz, but they’re not NOT Zubaz either:

The good news? It’s digital camouflage! The way the Phillies are playing this season, we’re not sure we want to actually see them anymore, anyway. Heyooooooooh!

One other tip, gentlemen: Wear orange vests while wearing those hats. You don’t want a deer hunter getting you out of season.