Texts from Spring Fling: Behold Penn’s Drunkest Secrets
For three years now, Penn’s gossip-ish blog Under the Button, has published drunken student texts sent during Spring Fling, and in the week immediately following it. Here are some of the best.
Something few of us have experienced, at least not in two languages.
The Bilingual Apologist:
(703): 看法 没事
(703): I’m sorry I drunk dialed you 13 times.
Something many of us have experienced
The Safari Autocorrector:
(631): Axtyally rhino I wanna kill him
And we can just speak for ourselves when it comes to this one:
The Third Base Coach:
(404): NO WAY OMG YHE DREAM US RESL. IM SO PROUD OF UOY. HIS FINGERS ARE IN YOU WUUUUUUUT.