Letter To Obama Tests Positive For Ricin

Say, it’s starting to feel like a miniature version of 2001 all over again, isn’t it? Remember that year the 9/11 attacks was followed up by the anthrax scare. Now this week’s Boston Bombings have been followed up by some weirdo mailing ricin—a very poisonous poison—to major politicians. Including, we discover today, President Obama. Hey weirdoes! Stop being so murderously weird, ya murderous weirdoes!