Obama Pulls Out “Naughty and Nice” List During PA Visit

While Mayor Nutter is in China (where they make those “other” kinds of toys), President Obama came to town to give a speech at the little Pennsylvania factory that could. At the Rodon Group, which makes toy parts for K’NEX, the President—proving there’s no liberal war on Christmas whatsoever—talked about everyone’s favorite holiday theme: the fiscal cliff. “I’ve been keeping my own naughty and nice list for Washington,” he said, “so you should keep your eye on who gets some K’NEX this year.” Even if this year’s your first time on Santa’s lap, you can read between the lines: John Boehner is going to get an office full of naked protesters a stocking full of coal if he doesn’t behave.