Did Anyone Else Here Know the Germans Have a Pro Hockey League?

The ever-lengthening NHL lockout may have depressed fans and impoverished maxillofacial surgeons across America, but recently acquired Flyers defenseman Bruno Gervais is doing his bit to keep our ice dreams alive by heading to the Heilbronner Falken and giving us all the opportunity to express unfeigned delight at the idea of a German pro hockey league. [Rant Sports]