Cops Looking for Philly’s Raising Arizona Wannabes

Two burglars channeled H.I. McDonnough and robbed a deli on Frankford Avenue last month. They went in through the back door and made off with cigarettes, $45 in cash, and some baby formula. Police have released surveillance footage of the incident. Though there’s no sound, you’ve got to imagine at least one of them is saying, “Son, you got a panty on your head.” It’s a shame there isn’t footage of them making their getaway, running down the street with the formula under their arms. [Fox 29]