Chris Christie Fires Back at David Letterman

On Monday, David Letterman made fun of Chris Christie by setting video of the governor yelling at a guy on the boardwalk to “fat guy music.” On Wednesday, Christie fired back by adding a line, directed at Letterman, to a table of cumulative statistics from the governor’s time in office. Christie approximates the number of fat jokes Letterman’s made at his expense at 327,832 and then sent out this tweet:

Awww snap! Oh, no he di’nt. *Insert another similar facetiously hyperbolic reaction here* The only way to settle the beef now is either a cage match or a dance-off. Oh, or a duel. Those three. That’s it. Challenger’s choice. []