People Think Barack Obama Would Handle an Alien Invasion Better Than Mitt Romney

Apparently, Americans would prefer to introduce other-worldly beings to Barack Obama if when the aliens land on Earth and inevitably say, “Take us to your leader.” A recent poll—conducted by National Geographic to help plug its series Chasing UFOs—indicates that 65 percent of Americans believe that President Obama would handle an alien invasion better than Mitt Romney. It should also be noted that 21 percent of the people polled would call the Hulk to deal with angry aliens because 21 percent of the people polled don’t know what the hell they’re talking about and forgot that the best alien combatant the world has ever seen actually grew up in West Philly. [USA Today]