Everyone Can Relax Because Lindsay Lohan Is Alright

If you weren’t glued to Twitter this afternoon, you might have missed the hot second when the whole Twitterverse thought that Lindsay Lohan had been rushed to the hospital after she was found unresponsive in the penthouse at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey. As it turns out, she was just super tired, or something. She had been filming her Elizabeth Taylor biopic for Lifetime and hadn’t slept much. Someone tried to wake her up and couldn’t, so, obviously, the next logical step was to think Lohan had overdosed. The hotel called 9-1-1 and paramedics were all like, “She’s not quite dead yet.” Everyone continued living their lives. [TMZ]