Cliff Lee Pitches 10 Shutout Innings and the Phillies Still Lose

Plus: We're never talking about Game 4 again, people apparently needed 8,000 golf balls pretty badly, Dykstra sentenced (again), and more of what Philly is buzzing about today.

Phillies Lose. Cliff Lee threw 10 shutout innings and it wasn’t good enough. This just in: Apparently you have to score runs to win baseball games? Who knew? Phils were shut out 1-0 in 11 innings.[MLB]

Flyers Lose. We’re never going to talk about Game 4 again starting right now. [The 700 Level]

Who Would Steal 8,000 Golf Balls? Four people were arrested outside Newtown Square’s Aronimink Country Club as police allege that they swiped 8,000 golf balls from that facility and one other course. Don’t spend too much time thinking about why they need that many golf balls; that’s how people suffer aneurisms. [NBC Philadelphia]

Dykstra Sentenced. The Dude has been sentenced to nine months in prison after pleading no contest to charges that he exposed himself to women who responded to his Craigslist ads for personal assistants and housekeepers. [6 ABC]

Glouco Voters Reject Three School Budgets. Three Glouco school districts were among the seven in Jersey that had their budgets rejected by voters. Only 73 districts in the state opted to hold elections this week as opposed to moving them back to November. [Inquirer]

Police Searching for “Silent Bandit.” A guy has allegedly robbed five grocery-store banks in Pennsylvania and Jersey without saying a word. [CBS 3]

If the Sixers Beat the Caveliers…But no one in Philadelphia was watching, does it make a sound? [Yahoo!]