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Fight Off the Zombie Apocalypse in West Chester
Many of us here at Philly Mag spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the looming threat of the zombie apocalypse. We’ve discussed where in […]
West Chester Wants to Tell You Where to Put Your Butt
The Butt Police have their eyes on West Chester, as the borough considers an ordinance that would eventually levy $100 fines on those who don’t […]
Chester County Natives Dominating the NFL This Year
Hey, you guys, consider this your friendly reminder that Chester County is just better at football than everybody else. As of right now, there are […]
PHOTO: Bam Margera Holds a (Fake) Gun to a Puppy’s Head
Bam Margera has issued a public apology after everyone got upset when he tweeted a picture of himself holding a fake gun to a puppy’s […]
Pretty Little Liars Renewed for a Fourth Season
Pretty Little Liars—the ABC Family drama based, in part, on a series of novels by Sara Shepard (what up, Downingtown?) has been renewed for a […]
Naked Woman Breaks Into Bam Margera’s West Chester Home, Masturbates
Jackass star Bam Margera called police after a woman allegedly broke into his house while he was sleeping and woke him up by kissing him. […]
Police Look for Up-Skirt Cellphone Photographers in Chester County
Multiple women in Chester County have reportedly caught men trying to take up-skirt photos with cell phones. Police are now looking for men who used […]
“Romney Ryan Akin = Wrong 4 Women” Plane Banner Flies Above Paul Ryan Appearance in West Chester
Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan is set to make an appearance at the American Helicopter Museum & Education Center in West Chester on Tuesday […]
Hoarders Killed in Chester County Fire
An elderly couple died in a Friday morning fire in West Goshen, Chester County. Firefighters apparently had a difficult time reaching the couple because of […]
Pope Benedict XVI Appoints Philly Priest to Become an Auxiliary Bishop
Pope Benedict XVI has appointed Philadelphia’s 50-year-old Monsignor Nelson J. Perez to become an auxiliary bishop for the Diocese of Rockville Centre in New York. […]
Malvern Company Thinks Its Drug Can Treat Penis Curvature
Auxilium—a Malvern-based pharmaceutical company—has a new drug that, trials show, can help men who suffer from Peyronie’s disease. Men with Peyronie’s disease have a fibrous […]
Two Arrested After Conestoga Students Get Sick From Pot Brownies
A group of students at Conestoga High School got sick after eating some food laced with pot (brownies?). Police started an investigation that led them […]
Horse Doping Reigns in the Sport of Kings
This Saturday, Kentucky Derby winner I’ll Have Another will join a field of a dozen young colts at Pimlico Race Course, in Baltimore, for a […]
Man Pleads Guilty to Murdering Wife at a Chester County Wawa
James Hvizda has pleaded guilty to stabbing his estranged wife to death in the parking lot of a Chester County Wawa. Kimberly Hvizda had agreed […]
Pretty Little Liars Author Draws Inspiration From Chesco Adolescence
Pretty Little Liars—the popular series of novels (and now a TV show on ABC Family)—takes place in a fictional town on the Main Line. Author […]