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Details have emerged in the murder that occurred last night in the parking lot of a Chester County Wawa. James Hvizda walked into a police […]

Tastykake is reporting growth under new owner Flower Foods. The Georgia-based company that purchased Tasty Baking Co. in 2011 is on the verge of announcing […]

Schools in Oxford are preparing to dismiss after students had been on lockdown this afternoon. Police were pursuing a suspect who supposedly stole a car […]

You’re SOL if you’re looking for a fake identity out in the burbs. A supervisor at the Malvern driver’s license center is in Chester County […]

The 300-pound naked man walked into the Walmart in Exton yesterday and stole a pair of socks. He put the socks on and began walking […]

A weather report indicates that the Philadelphia area should expect somewhere between zero and four inches of snow over night. The city should see about […]

Hey, this is your friendly reminder that if a deer is growling at you and/or foaming at the mouth, you probably shouldn’t shoot and field-dress […]

Two cases of whooping cough have been reported at Great Valley High School. If this were 18th-century London we’d all be in some serious trouble. […]

Buy bread and milk yesterday because the first snow all winter is expected to hit over the weekend. The area caught a freak snow storm […]

Teresa Giudice—of Real Housewives of New Jersey “fame”—will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Among those hoping she won’t be fired are a […]

Figure skater Johnny Weir—a Chesco native—and his boyfriend Victor Voronov got hitched over the holidays. The newlyweds are honeymooning in Punta Cana and plan on […]

Pranks are meant to be funny. Usually putting someone’s office supplies in Jell-o, the classic spring-snake-in-a-can gag or other pranks can cut some tension and […]

Eagles Fan (?) Sucker-Punched After Game in Miami. Below is a video of a man getting sucker punched in the parking lot after the Eagles […]

It’s a Friday during the holidays. So, since you don’t want to be paying attention to whatever is going on at the office anyway, head […]

Controversial Philly Police Officer Retires. Richard DeCoatsworth retired from the Philadelphia Police Department this week as a result of injuries sustained from a shooting in […]