Bad Behavior
What Philadelphia Traffic Jams Taught Me in 2012
Fifteen years ago, I began driving from my far-corner-of-Montco home to my job at Philly Mag. For 15 long years, I’ve driven a good stretch […]
Project Blitzkrieg Might Ruin 2013 for You
Those wily Russian hackers are at it again, this time coming after our hard-earned American dollars in the form of a massive scam that could […]
Worst of Philly: Biggest Losers of 2012
And now, friends, it’s time to take a look back at 2012 and reflect on the people, the places and, yes, the things that contributed […]
“Cannibal” Bites Off Mother’s Thumb in Upper Darby
Case study: A 21 year-old girl attacks her mother while she’s bathing, biting her on her hand and legs. Part of the mother’s thumb is […]
VIDEO: John Bolaris on Dr. Phil Show
Former Philadelphia meteorologist John Bolaris will appear on Dr. Phil today at 4 p.m. to talk about his drugged ordeal in Miami. Below, a preview […]
Blame the Audience for Nurse’s Death After Kate Middleton Hospital Prank
The revelation, over the weekend, that the sudden death of a nurse who was pranked by a pair Australian radio personalities posing as Queen Elizabeth and […]
Villanova’s Law School Punished for Grade-Inflation Scandal
For several years during the 2000s, Villanova University’s School of Law inflated the average grades and LSAT scores of its incoming classes, as was revealed […]
Thanks to Internet, We All Live in Glass Houses Now
This headline got me: “Internet Defends Man Accused of Reading Porn in Public. Things Get Ugly.” The story: A Japanese man was reading a gaming […]
Guy Gets Drunk, Drives Luxury Bentley Into an Apartment Building
Early this morning, police arrested a driver on DUI chargers after he crashed a Bentley into the Park Towne Place apartments near the Ben Franklin […]
Walking Dead Fan Goes All Shane on His Girlfriend
All right, this didn’t happen in Philly, but we’re telling you because this is exactly what’s going to go down everywhere when the zombie apocalypse […]
What Would You Do if You Were Trapped on Subway Tracks?
Most of the headlines this week have been terrible, but I wonder how long we will be haunted by one image in particular: Poor Ki […]
Sombrero-Clad Penn State Sorority Girls Busted for Racist Party
The costumes at Chi Omega Nu’s Halloween bash were already questionable, but signs the students are holding in a leaked pic (below)—”Will Mow Lawn for […]
For Train-Wreck Evacuees, the Party Don’t Stop
If not for that totally awful vinyl chloride spill in Paulsboro we mentioned earlier, this totally awesome group of Paulsborites would not have, like, finally […]
Pregnant Kate Middleton Makes Me Miss Princess Stephanie
Well, Kate Middleton is pregnant, so there’s that. Everyone is excited and curious. Will the fetus be as graceful and pretty as she is? As […]
Lindsay Lohan Is Having the Worst Week Ever
This was not how this week was supposed to go for Lindsay Lohan. This was to be her comeback. LiLo Version 12.0. Anchored on a […]