Splendiferous Interiors: Entirely Purple Dive Bar for Sale

The blue-on-the-outside, purple-on-the-inside (like a gobstopper) Ingram Lounge is for sale in East Mt. Airy, and it’s being marketed as an investment opportunity with a “well-established clientele.” The bar is “ready for a new owner operator looking to start their own brand or expand an existing concept.”

May we issue a request to the new owner of this bar? PLEASE DO NOT ALTER THE INTERIOR PAINT OR TAKE DOWN THE STREAMERS.

For those who need to know more than streamer information (looking at you, Brendan and Leigh–how about Mt. Airy?), the corner bar has “2 cold sinks, 2 pour spouts, a small kitchen, table seating and 3 big screen TVs.” And a liquor license is included.

The listing counsels, “Please do not Speak with employees or patrons about sale.”

• Listing: 6812 Chew Ave. [Messa Real Estate]