This May Be the Biggest Etsy Fail Ever

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Alright, be honest: When you look at the picture above, what do you see? A “Pot of Gold at the End of the Rainbow” cookie cutter, right?

We here at G Philly are going to award Etsy seller TheFussyPup the “#Awkward of the Year” award for this lovely product that looks more like you’d use it to celebrate a bachelorette (or, hey, bachelor) party rather than St. Patrick’s Day. This cookie cutter does make one very limp, uh, biscuit, and is made of “very heavy weight copper,” according to the crafters. It’s also “great for gift giving or as a centerpiece to a cookie bouquet!”

However, this phallic-shaped item wasn’t the only cutter that caught our attention. Take a look at this:

You, too, can own your own vagina Texas Longhorn Steer Head cookie cutter  from the same seller for $12.50…