Powerball Just Made Some People In New Jersey Very Rich

NBC News reports:

Chances are you didn’t win, but at least three people were celebrating being propelled into the ranks of the super-rich early Thursday.

Lottery officials announced that three winning tickets were sold for Wednesday’s Powerball jackpot of $448 million, the fourth largest lotto jackpot ever — two in New Jersey and one in Minnesota.

The winning numbers were 5-25-30-58-59 with Powerball 32.

To the newly wealthy Jerseyites, we’d just like to say: You’re really good-looking, and if you need a personal assistant to help you spend manage your piles of  money, well, gosh, we’d be willing to help.