Chris Christie Promises He Isn’t “Going Hollywood”

The New York Daily News reports:

Chris Christie assured Jersey voters Tuesday that he isn’t going Hollywood just because he made a cameo on Michael J. Fox’s new show.

With Christie’s re-election campaign in full swing, he assured residents of the Garden State that he has no acting ambitions to distract him from his political pursuits.

“No chance of me getting my Screen Actors Guild card anytime soon,” Christie said.

Then, rumor has it, Christie put on wraparound shades, instructed his aides never to look him in the eye, and went to have lunch—again!—with Jon Bon Jovi.