BUY THIS: Kitchenette’s Extremely Well-Endowed Weenie Roaster
Kitchenette manager Michael Yurkovich sent me this photo of a funny new product he’s selling out of the Gayborhood branch of the local “kitchen boutique.” The well-hung little guy is a device that you can strap a hot dog on and place next to a fire for roasting. I’m not sure how well it would cook being so low to the ground, but what does that matter when you’re guaranteed an evening of laughs at your next barbecue?
It was made by a Fishtown metal artist who prefers to remain nameless, and it’s available through special order at the 12th and Sansom location for $25. Please buy it and send lots of pictures of him in action.