Your Least Favorite Sponge Cake Treat Returning to Shelves on July 15th

Photo: Hostess Brands

After shutting down in November, Hostess is making “The Greatest Comeback in the History of Ever.” Questionable marketing slogans aside, Twinkies and a host of other saccharine treats have indeed been resuscitated under new ownership. The extremely-popular-for-being-extremely-phallic treats will be available again on July 15th. But you don’t care about that anyways, right? Tastykake Krimpets 4 Life.