Bucks County Woman Cookie-Stealer Confesses All!

A 51-year-old woman says that last week, she and a male accomplice snuck into a Catholic church in Penndel to steal “coffee, Oreos and bulk packets of sugar,” among other items meant for Our Lady of Grace’s Alcoholics Anonymous program. But then she says she broke down, overcome by guilt, and told a cop everything. Suspicions had been running high in the otherwise law-abiding Bucks County hamlet; when they first exited the church, a crossing guard had said: “You’ve got a full load there.” [PhillyBurbs]