PA Man Tries To Shoot Off Finger To Remove Wedding Ring

AP reports: “A federal prison guard has been charged with shooting his own finger in a drunken attempt to remove his wedding ring during an argument with his wife at their northwestern Pennsylvania home, police said. A criminal complaint said Bradford police were called just before 9 p.m. March 2 and were met by Alfredo Malespini III, 31, who told officers he was “trying to get rid of his wedding ring” and decided to “shoot it off.” The Bradford Era first reported the shooting on Friday. The gunshot badly mangled Malespini’s finger, but didn’t remove the ring, police said.”

So what’s the best joke for this?

A) Guess he was trying to give his wife the finger!

B) You should see what happens when his pants get too tight! Amirite!

C) That sure was a stupid thing to do!

Probably C). You can’t overthink these things.