Bradley Cooper and Joe Biden to Meet, Blinding the Rest of America in a Combined Display of Pennsylvania Awesomeness


It’s just one paragraph in a Politico report, but it’s the most important paragraph you will read today:

“[T]he Vice President will meet with director David Russell and actor Bradley Cooper of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ to discuss the importance of ensuring access to quality treatment for those with mental illness.”

That’s right: Philly homeboy Bradley Cooper will meet Joe Biden, son of Scranton, to show the rest of the world a combination of brains and beauty that only Pennsylvania can produce. And Cooper’s not bad-looking, either. We can only hope the two of them will spend time washing Biden’s Trans Am together in the White House driveway.