Oprah Rubs Magic Foreskin Cream On Her Face to Look Young

Most Oprah-watchers believe that Oprah Winfrey has had a considerable amount of plastic surgery. She’s 58, with nary a wrinkle on her brow. But maybe, just maybe, we’ve been overhasty in our jealous judgement. Perhaps all it takes to look that young is a lil’ foreskin.

Oprah likes to rub human foreskin all over her face—because it’s an ingredient of her favorite anti-aging skin cream SkinMedica [$165/jar], which she calls a “magic fountain of youth and miracle wrinkle solution.”

The real story of the day, however, might be that for this crime, Oprah is being protested by the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project. And the other real story of the day might be that some Icelandish designer is selling a ring covered in a four-inch strip of his own belly skin for $470,000. [Gawker]