Paula Broadwell Cleared of Cyberstalking, Making Entire Scandal Pointless

It’s official. The FBI’s investigation into Paula Broadwell’s affair with General David Petraeus was categorically pointless. Despite the promise of shirtless photos, menacing emails, and six-mile runs in the foothills of Kabul, it seems the rare four-sided love triangle was really none of anyone’s business. Cleared of cyberstalking, or of having any access to Petraeus’s national security documents by a U.S. Attorney in Florida, Paula Broadwell is now free to never live a normal life again. The CIA is still investigating some potential security breaches, but there’s a good chance they’re just re-reading salacious emails. [Charlotte Observer]