Report Shows High School Kids Aren’t Ready for College

The group behind the standardized test that evaluates college readiness has released a report showing that only one in four high school graduates are actually prepared for college. Students take the ACT to asses their college readiness in English, Math, Reading and Science. Only a quarter of students that took the test was prepared for college in all four subjects. Also, the results indicate that the kids get really drunk off of three beers and totally think that their parents should just back off and let them live their lives, you know? [Gawker]