Olympic Uniforms for the 2012 Opening Ceremonies Unveiled

Olympic athletes at the 2012 London Games will be arriving in style as big name designers have offered their talents to create the uniforms for this year’s Opening Ceremonies. What will the U.S athletes be wearing? Glad you asked. They’ll don prep school blazers and berets manufactured in China because, really, what’s more American than funny hats manufactured by cheap labor in foreign countries? The only thing that might have been more American is Black Eyed Peas Spanx with “JUICY” across the ass, if they make those somewhere.[Mental Floss]