Rent the “Jersey Shore” House for $2,500 a Night

Guests bring their own sheets

It has recently been reported that you—yes, you—can sleep in the beds where the Situation and his meathead gorilla buddies sleep after smushing the randos they pick up on the boardwalk. And it’ll only cost you $2,500 a night. That’s a small price to pay for a Seaside utopia that smells like Axe—especially considering you get access to the duck phone. [CBS 3]