Snooki and Crew Head to the Shore

Fresh off Euro-trashing Italy, the Jersey Shore cast returns to Seaside Heights

Snooki, the Situation and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast are returning to Seaside Heights to fist pump and bring their sideshow nightlife back to the boards for a fifth season. The Scoop advises shore vacationers to take precautions by moving cars off streets and into garages, locking liquor cabinets and avoiding all gym, tanning and laundry facilities. [Long Island Press]