Need a Job? Want to Serve John Bolaris Drinks?

Something tells me size 12s need not apply

With its grand opening just two weeks away, Arrow Swim Club in Northern Liberties is hiring. Specifically, they are hiring “dynamic hospitality providers”. Now if that ain’t some Kool-aid drinking language, I don’t know what is.

If you want to spend your summer at the four-feet deep social pool, where the likes of Arrow partner Nicole Cashman and paid member John Bolaris will idle away the warmer months, but you can’t afford the $1,000-a-season membership, why not work there? Go here for all the details. And anyone who scores the mens’ locker room attendant position, get in touch. I have some rumors of various proportions that I need verified.