Greatest Hits and What You Missed: Reader Comments Edition

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All Hail The Space Chicken!

For whatever reason, this just seemed to be the week for picking fights. All throughout the week people got into (virtual) scuffles about everything from the opening of Kevin Sbraga’s restaurant to why one of the most unique Indian restaurants in the city is already a failure to why our newest donut shop isn’t going to be good as one in Oregon. Here are the best comment section battles that you might’ve missed

Tashan Debuts Lunch on Monday
Best Comment (with absolutely no reason given): “6 months. 1 year tops.”

Sbraga Sets A Date
Best Comment (considering the restaurant hasn’t even opened yet): “I give it a year. I think the focus will be on the food UNTIL LaBan reviews it. Once that review occurs (2 Bells likely, and 3 Bells if they’re REALLY lucky and if mgmt serves him since they know exactly what he looks like)], he’ll begin planning on opening a 2nd restaurant.”

Birra Promises October Opening, Shares Menu
Best Comment (and possibly the most accurate of the week though, again, the restaurant hasn’t yet opened): “Mac & Cheese pie? Cheeseburger pizza? What is this, Cici’s?”

Federal Donuts Gets An Opening Date
Best Comment (in complaining that this as-yet-unopened restaurant isn’t as good as one 3000 miles away): “No matter how good it may be (and mind you I’m not saying it won’t be very good), it won’t be voodoo doughnuts.”
Second-Best Comment: “jesus, you guys are the worst. IT’S FREAKING DOUGHNUTS AND FRIED CHICKEN AND STUMPTOWN. THAT’S AWESOME. IN EVERY WAY.”