Watch the surveillance footage.

McQuade: There are two easy ways to remember this. Oddly, neither was planned.

Third-best in the NFL!

“And a good one, too.”

Philadelphia has a long, storied history. It also has a long, storied history of weird mayor stories.

Herman Saatkamp has been president since 2003.

McQuade: But here’s why everyone continues to think he did.

It happened in the Gayborhood.

But SEPTA would prefer it if passengers didn’t jump into the tracks to make rescues.

It’s not a “noncontroversial” resolution.

A scary goose mascot, a band, TV crews, the mayor — and free coffee all day.

A crane was needed to lift it out.

But some people think pedestrians get too much blame.

What happens now?

McQuade: But at least people are losing less money!