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1. Condom Kingdom 437 South Street, Queen Village. If Disneyland went X-rated, it’d be something like this South Street stalwart, which mixes bachelorette-party kitsch (penis-shaped […]

I’ve been on seekingarrangements.com for a little over a year. I can decide what type of relationship I want to have and how much money […]

“I lost count. Maybe 20?” I was standing in Transit, the long-departed Spring Garden Street nightclub, talking to a woman I ended up going home […]

Start with the bar. Beer and sweat splotching my shirt, seeping through my push-up bra. A plastic cup of vodka-soda I crinkle with my teeth, […]

There was a time in my life when all my sexual adventures and misadventures originated in one way or another at the Rittenhouse Square outpost […]

Like most gay men, I discovered the real truth about myself the first time I had sex with another guy. Consider it this way: Imagine […]

I came to the practice of Orgasmic Meditation nine years ago via a circuitous 20-year route of other practices: yoga, seated meditation, bodywork. I haven’t […]

“Lock the door.” “I locked it.” “Are you sure?” “I’m sure.” “I’m gonna check.” “I locked it.” “Okay.” Bow chicka wow wow.  “I’m just … […]

It started with dirty panties. I was inspired by a friend — and Orange Is the New Black — to sell my worn underwear on […]

When I lost my first husband, I was 58. We were married for 32 years. My daughter Debbie put me on a dating website. I […]

On a sidewalk bench in Haddonfield, across Kings Highway from the Bistro, two frosty-haired high-heeled ladies are locked in perpetual conversation. Cast in bronze — […]

Maybe it’s the ornate arrangement of windows and balconies. Or the neon sign that loomed dark for 15 years. Or the courtyard that splits the […]

I’ve known Mark* for 15 years. He’s been in love with me since I was in my teens; he was my brother’s friend. Before I […]

You’re right, you’re right; it’s annoying to rearrange your whole schedule because the weather people warn of an impending Snowmageddon. And yeah, it’s totally aggravating to […]

Look for the nipple. That’s the secret to a great madeleine — the nipple, or téton as the French would say. It’s the bump on the backside of […]