Phillies
No One Needs to Tell Philly the Phanatic’s the Best
“Won’t you save us, Super Phanatic?” The Phillie Phanatic’s birthday party had devolved into chaos. Although the stadium was in its second year, security hadn’t […]
Lenny Dykstra Trying to Amuse Dr. Conrad Murray and James DeBarge With His, Ahem, Manhood?
Lenny Dykstra is in the celebrity wing (really) of a Los Angeles prison for his grand theft auto scheme. In an adjacent cell sits Michael […]
Is It Ever OK to Cheer When an Athlete Is Injured?
A lot of ethically questionable things going on in the Philly sports world lately, from Philly fans cheering when Joakim Noah got hurt to, uh, […]
Jayson Werth Vows to Personally Prevent Another Broad Street Parade
Jayson Werth Vows to Keep Phils From Another Ring. Jayson Werth broke his wrist in Sunday night’s Phils/Nats game in D.C. After undergoing surgery yesterday, […]
Cole Hamels Suspended for Five Games
Cole Hamels will be taking a league-mandated, five-game vacation for throwing a fastball into Bryce Harper’s back last night.
Curt Schilling: “Cole Hamels Couldn’t Hold My Jock Strap in the Control Department”
Everybody with two thumbs and an Internet connection is weighing in on the Cole Hamels/Bryce Harper brouhaha from last night’s Phillies game…including former Phillies ace […]
Nationals GM Calls Hamels Beanball on Bryce Harper “Gutless Chickenshit”
So, apparently this “rivalry” is actually becoming a thing. The general manager of the Washington Nationals has responded to Cole Hamels’ comments on last night’s […]
Cole Hamels Says He Plunked Bryce Harper on Purpose
Phils Win, Hamels Plunks Harper. The Fightin’s avoided a sweep by trouncing the Nats on national television in D.C. last night. Cole Hamels hit Nats […]
Congrats Nats, We Have Contempt for You
Memo to Andrew Feffer (COO, Washington Nationals): On behalf of Phillies fans everywhere, I’d like to congratulate you on the “Take Back Our Park” campaign […]
Blanton Tosses Complete Game Shutout, Phils Win 4-0
Joe Blanton threw a three-hit, complete game shutout to help lift the Phils to a 4-0 victory over Atlanta this afternoon. Hunter Pence hit Jimmy […]
D.C. Mayor Issues “Nattitude Weekend” Proclamation for Phillies Series
This weekend, a lot of Philadelphians will either be running Broad Street on Sunday or heading to CBP South for the Phils series against the […]
Halladay Leaves Phillies for Personal Family Reasons
After giving up eight runs in the fifth and sixth innings of last night’s marathon game against the Braves, Phillies starting pitcher Roy Halladay left […]
Phils Score 13 Runs and Still Find a Way to Lose
Chooch Can’t Do It All Himself. The Phils fell to the Braves in 11 innings. The good guys handed Halladay a 6-0 lead, but Doc […]
Phillies Fans Should Cling to Cheap, Young Vance Worley
The Phillies’ Vance Worley is a young, dependable and very good starting pitcher. He earns a pretty low salary for his skill level and is […]
Phillie Phanatic Joins The Avengers on Letterman
During his monologue on his late night show last night, David Letterman made a crack at the upcoming film The Avengers by adding the Phillie […]