Phillies
Roy Halladay Will Get His Shoulder Inspected [UPDATED]
Ruh roh, you guys. Roy Halladay dropped to 4-5 with a 3.98 ERA (?!?!) after taking a loss to the Cards on Sunday. Things got […]
Playing the Blame Game for Roypocalypse
Unless you’ve been in a coma since October 8th of last year, you were not surprised to learn that Phillies ace Roy Halladay has been […]
This Roy Halladay Bobblehead Is Terrible
Anyone in the market for a Roy Halladay bobblehead that looks absolutely nothing like the man, has the glove on the wrong hand, and sports […]
Howard Had Muscle Removed During Second Surgery
If you’ll think back to spring training, we all learned that Ryan Howard had developed an infection in the wound that resulted from off-season surgery […]
Jimmy Rollins Placed on Paternity Leave
Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins has been placed on paternity leave by the team. Major League Baseball instituted the three-day leave for new fathers last year. […]
Phillies and Mets on the Sand in Atlantic City
The unofficial start of summer is marked by the long Memorial Day weekend just about 10 days away. Maybe you’ve got plans to barbecue or […]
Jimmy Rollins and Wife Have a Baby Girl
Freddy Galvis will shift over to his natural position at shortstop this evening as Jimmy Rollins is out of the lineup because his wife Johari […]
Vance Worley Has a Bone Chip
Some good (?) news for the 2012 Phillies is that starting pitcher Vance Worley has a bone chip. The Vanimal was placed on the 15-day […]
Pat Burrell Grabbing a Woman’s Breast at the Piazza on Sunday
Pat Burrell returned to Philly over the weekend so that he could retire with his former club. Fortunately, it also meant that we were all […]
Bryce Harper Wants You to Boo Him
Everyone’s least favorite man-boy with a dog named Swag will be in town for the next few days as Bryce Harper and the Nationals take […]
Phillies Deserve Scrutiny
It’s a good thing that Major League Baseball allows teams to announce game attendance figures in terms of tickets sold, rather than backsides in the […]
Pat Burrell Danced Shirtless at the Pen & Pencil and Left No Tip on a $158 Tab
Pat Burrell’s Triumphant Return to Philly. The former Phil was back in town for the weekend to be honored at Saturday’s game. He signed a […]
The Boston Fans Among Us
It’s a great weekend to be a sports fan in Philly: playoff basketball on one side of the street and interleague baseball on the other […]
Roy Oswalt Worked Out for the Phillies
Let the circus begin. Roy Oswalt—who is currently unsigned by a Major League team—threw a bullpen session for the Phillies (and one for the Red […]
Charlie Manuel, Umpire Each Suspended One Game
Earlier this week, Charlie Manuel was ejected from a Phillies matinee for taking issue with home plate umpire Bob Davidson because Blue had gotten in […]