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Philadelphia’s Worst People of 2011

Sure. Accused pederast Jerry Sandusky contributed plenty of headlines in 2011, but State College is a three-and-a-half-hour drive from these parts. And we’ve got plenty […]

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A Very Serious, Not Even Slightly Humorous Ranking of the Best Malls in the Philadelphia Area

Two weeks is an acceptable mourning period for the Occupy Philly encampment. Time to embrace rampant capitalism again! To me, there’s no better way to […]

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10 Weird Christmas Ads From the Last 100 Years

A quick glance through today’s Inquirer, and you’ll find ads that promote Macy’s, encourage you to drink a few cold ones, and teach you about […]

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14 Things Philadelphia Needs for Christmas

The holiday season approaches. Bah humbug. My Christmas Scrooge emerges around this time. It’s not the decorating and baking and shopping that get to me; […]

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The 11 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

Let me start by saying this: there are a lot of Christmas songs I love. I mean, really love. Nat King Cole’s “Christmas Song”? Awesome. […]

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The Ultimate All-Time Philly Cocktail Party

In Philly Mag’s current “List Issue,” there is the “Ultimate Philly Cocktail Party,” to which I somehow got an invite. (My friends are convinced that […]

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The 5 Most Absurd Laws Still on the Books in Philly

1. 10-601 of the Philadelphia Code (enacted 1903) prohibits spitting on city streets, sidewalks, subways and floors and passageways of public buildings. Unenforced today (maybe […]

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The 10 Most Beloved Philly Athletes of All Time

1. Richie Ashburn A Hall of Fame center fielder with the Phils; his broadcast partnership with Harry Kalas made him a beloved figure here for […]

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The 4 Most Annoying White People in Philadelphia

Andy Reid He should “do a better job of putting himself in a position to win,” to paraphrase the man himself. Which realistically means he […]

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Philly is America’s Most “Sports-Crazed” City

Travel + Leisure has released a list of the country’s most “sports-crazed” cities and Philly tops the list. Now if the Eagles can get above […]

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Michael Nutter Is One of Esquire’s Americans of the Year

Philadelphians are so used to being called fat, douchey and every other derogatory term to ever inspire a magazine list, that the Scoop staff is […]

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The Best and Worst of Local Campaign Ads

The average age of a Jeopardy! viewer is 65. Only old people vote. It follows that the commercial breaks on Jeopardy! the last few weeks […]

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Surprise! People Still Don’t Like Michael Vick

Forbes has released the latest Nielsen and E-Poll Market Research results from a poll to determine the ten most disliked NFL players and Philly’s QB-1 […]

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What Are the 10 Things You Can’t Do Without?

A friend recently had a values conversation with his girlfriend—always dangerous in a new relationship. They were talking about things they feel they need for […]

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The Five Most Annoying Jersey Shore Characters

With only a few weeks of summer left, we have precious few opportunities to enjoy the Jersey Shore and all that comes with it—melanoma; rest-stop […]