Bad Behavior
Brett Favre Should’ve Kept It In His Pants
The big story this week — or should I say the medium-sized story — is Brett Favre’s dick. A story first mentioned on notorious sports […]
Pastor Terry Jones Is No Better Than Bam Margera
If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around, does it make a sound? It is a fun philosophical question, but […]
Never Mind McDonald’s. We Should Ban Buffets
I am in Orlando, Florida as I write this, staying at the Nickelodeon hotel. It is the most wonderful place in the world — if […]
BP’s Relief Payment Checks Bouncing
“I don’t know why they keep saying there is no oil. There is oil here.” Teri, a young mom, is just letting out the frustration […]
Lindsay, LeBron and Snooki Don’t Represent
Twenty-somethings have been getting a bad rap the past month. For years the media has been stalking the bad behavior of 24-year-old Lindsay Lohan, until […]
Excuse Me, Did You Pay for That?
As she was putting up a “Going Out of Business” sign, I had a chat with the manager of a national chain store that was […]
The 8th-Inning Taser Chase
The Phillies brought us a championship and two World Series appearances in a row. For a short time, the negative image of the bitter, booing […]
Why the Taser-Wielding Cop Was Wrong
I admit there are a lot of things about life I don’t understand, but I really can’t fathom the wisdom of running on a professional […]
Thanks a Lot, Pukemon
I want to personally thank Matthew Clemens, known now as “Pukemon” on the Internet, for making my new job in New York a living hell. […]