Your Pope-Visit Style Is No Match for This Fabulous Couple

Zimbabwe for the win.

The Pope’s holy feet (once again, it should be noted, these feet will not be in fancy Prada loafers) are soon touching down on American soil, and people are getting ready, installing tons of Jumbotrons, lining the streets with a billion port-a-potties … figuring out what to wear?

About that last part, you might as well pack it in and admit sartorial defeat, because this delightful couple — who came all the way from Zimbabwe! — have won the Pope in Philly style challenge, which I have just declared to be a thing:

Mic drop.