Market Report: This is the Most Horrifying Swimsuit Ever Made

And more style headlines to know this morning.

  • Forget old men in Speedos. This is the scariest swimwear ever, and totally a knockoff of this, right? [Huffington Post]

  • Angelina Jolie had a major makeup mishap on the red carpet. Makeup artists, remember the flashbulbs! [The Mirror]
  • Not feeling crop-top-ready yet? Here are 13 flattering tops that totally conceal your midriff. Hooray! [WhoWhatWear]
  • Cynthia Rowley designed wetsuits for J.Crew! [WWD]
  • Pure gorgeousness: Full-head henna designs for cancer patients. [Elle]

Pretty terrifying.

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